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radar Super Member
Joined: Oct 01, 2008 Posts: 1109 Location: North Island New Zealand
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Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 4:49 pm Post subject: Cowboy at Heavens gate |
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A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?'
St. Peter asked.
'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.
'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the s#!t out of all of you!'
St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'
'Couple of minutes ago.'
_________________ People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9261 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 1:11 am Post subject: Re: Cowboy at Heavens gate |
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he died the good fight Im sure the gates were promptly opened wide.
a good chuckle thanks R.
_________________ You shot it You pluck it !
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Arron Super Member
Joined: Nov 20, 2006 Posts: 352 Location: Cen.Iowa, by way of SWIowa
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 12:22 am Post subject: Re: Cowboy at Heavens gate |
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"No Greater love, then he who lays down his life for another."
I forget it's address but someone on here will post it I am sure of it.
_________________ What do I know: I am just a line animal. |
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Azar Member
Joined: Jan 04, 2010 Posts: 275 Location: Utah
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:20 am Post subject: Re: Cowboy at Heavens gate |
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John 15:13. Wow, I'm very surprised I remembered that!
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