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Cowboy at Heavens gate
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radar
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 4:49 pm    Post subject: Cowboy at Heavens gate Reply with quote

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?'
St. Peter asked.

'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.

'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the s#!t out of all of you!'
St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'




'Couple of minutes ago.'

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 1:11 am    Post subject: Re: Cowboy at Heavens gate Reply with quote

he died the good fight Im sure the gates were promptly opened wide.
a good chuckle thanks R.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 12:22 am    Post subject: Re: Cowboy at Heavens gate Reply with quote

"No Greater love, then he who lays down his life for another."

I forget it's address but someone on here will post it I am sure of it.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:20 am    Post subject: Re: Cowboy at Heavens gate Reply with quote

John 15:13. Wow, I'm very surprised I remembered that!
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