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Dimitri
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 Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 9:12 pm Post subject: What came first? |
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What came first the Chicken or the Egg?
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Neither, the Rooster came first.
Sorry its a joke, was having a conversation about the creation of the human race by God as per the Bible. So I came up with this version of the timeless joke. 
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| Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 7:02 am Post subject: Re: What came first? |
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Thanks for the morning chuckle!
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PaulS
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| Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 6:09 pm Post subject: Re: What came first? |
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The real answer is the egg came first......
Fish were laying eggs long before there were any animals crawling around on the land or flying in the air...... 
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hunterjoe21
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| Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 6:13 pm Post subject: Re: What came first? |
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WOW...
You guys really know how to take the "joke" and "humor" outta "Jokes and Humor"...
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Dimitri
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| Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 9:11 pm Post subject: Re: What came first? |
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| Fish were laying eggs long before there were any animals crawling around on the land or flying in the air...... |
Way to ruin the fun.
Actually was talking to this girl that is fairly religious, or so she claims. Anyways, she said she needs to be closer to God then to a man. I said it doesn't work that way. God created man in his image, then God Created women using man (his ribs), therefor the order is God, Man, Women then Egg as per the bible. So to be close to God a girl has to be close to a man. She was not amused when I stated this.
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Elvis
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| Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 11:03 pm Post subject: Re: What came first? |
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that reminds of south african roulette as played back in the days of apartied. a white fella takes a black sheila into a phone booth and starts the funny business then phones the police to see who comes first...
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Arron
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| Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 1:49 am Post subject: Re: What came first? |
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that reminds of south african roulette as played back in the days of apartied. a white fella takes a black sheila into a phone booth and starts the funny business then phones the police to see who comes first...
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peterbrowns
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| Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 1:50 pm Post subject: Re: What came first? |
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Actually This Question is asking from many time but no one know about it.But I think First Egg Come Because Of Geographical Reason This Is my Opinion on this issue.But I also really wants to know who comes first.
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