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Vince
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2017 6:17 pm    Post subject: Road Accident Reply with quote

Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate's been hit by a car.

Paddy: 'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and
Ears and I tink both his legs are broken.'
Operator: 'What is your location sir?'

Paddy: 'Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street .'
Operator: 'How do you spell that sir?'
Silence.... (heavy breathing) and after a minute.
Operator: 'Are you there sir?'

More heavy breathing and another minute later.

Operator: 'Sir, can you hear me?'
This goes on for another few minutes until....
Operator: 'Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me?'

Paddy: 'Yes, sorry bout dat... I couldn't spell eucalyptus, so I just
Dragged him round to number 3 Oak Street .'

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2017 10:55 pm    Post subject: Re: Road Accident Reply with quote

I work with lads from the land of leaping leprocorns...believe me when I say this is entirely possible.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 27, 2017 8:19 am    Post subject: Re: Road Accident Reply with quote

creative solution!

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 27, 2017 3:37 pm    Post subject: Re: Road Accident Reply with quote

make sure he is dead LOL

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