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PostPosted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 7:13 pm    Post subject: How to Speek Ostrayan Reply with quote
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHQRZXM-4xI

LMFHO!!!

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:30 am    Post subject: Re: How to Speek Ostrayan Reply with quote
You know, that would be as funny as a hat full of ars3hol3s if it wasn't true mate Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 1:55 am    Post subject: Re: How to Speek Ostrayan Reply with quote
Hilarious.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 6:53 am    Post subject: Re: How to Speek Ostrayan Reply with quote
Hummm...Didn't understand a word that was said....

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 2:48 pm    Post subject: Re: How to Speek Ostrayan Reply with quote
You need to do the course Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 7:25 pm    Post subject: Re: How to Speek Ostrayan Reply with quote
I was that offended I had to watch a few more episodes Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 8:02 pm    Post subject: Re: How to Speek Ostrayan Reply with quote
Bushmaster wrote:
Hummm...Didn't understand a word that was said....


I didn't either!!!!!!!!!!!

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 2:03 am    Post subject: Re: How to Speek Ostrayan Reply with quote
Bushmaster wrote:
Hummm...Didn't understand a word that was said....

I think thats the whole idea
The Indian telemarketers that continually harass us do not understand what we are telling them. And believe me it is never polite.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 3:32 am    Post subject: Re: How to Speek Ostrayan Reply with quote
very cool...and they are called a chilly bin NOT an esky!!!

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 3:34 am    Post subject: Re: How to Speek Ostrayan Reply with quote
and as for sheepshagga
well V.T.M. was a busy lad...no lambs last week and 14 healthy ones this week !!!

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 3:54 am    Post subject: Re: How to Speek Ostrayan Reply with quote
did you teach him his prayers during the weekend? Or just showed him on u-tube what happened to his predecessor?
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 6:48 pm    Post subject: Re: How to Speek Ostrayan Reply with quote
an example of NZ v Aussie accents :-)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjXVELPIq5k

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 9:19 pm    Post subject: Re: How to Speek Ostrayan Reply with quote
Well.....I did understand the word "dunny". Is that good? Am I gettin' closer to speakin' Ostrayan?

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 10:49 pm    Post subject: Re: How to Speek Ostrayan Reply with quote
Bushy, that is the most important word to learn.. specially if you are going to another country where they do not speak the same as you.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 11:07 pm    Post subject: Re: How to Speek Ostrayan Reply with quote
A real bush dunny is a 'long drop'
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