VERY QUIET IN HERE

Vince · Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2016 4:44 am Post subject: Re: VERY QUIET IN HERE

Chambered the Earth Man wrote:

...Sitting around the fire eating farting and drinking. .....does it get any better ???

Only thing I would add to that is having a buddy with you so you can tell onanother lies about your hunts mate.

Elvis · Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2016 10:16 am Post subject: Re: VERY QUIET IN HERE

and a dog lying at your feet,to look up at you with them big brown eyes for a pat.

Bushmaster · Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2016 11:58 am Post subject: Re: VERY QUIET IN HERE

I don't know 'bout that. My dog leaves when I fart. Not sure why, but....

dhc4ever · Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2016 12:32 pm Post subject: Re: VERY QUIET IN HERE

Smart dog.....

Elvis · Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2016 9:39 pm Post subject: Re: VERY QUIET IN HERE

it leave cause you give it a kick and say "get outside ya smelly mongrel"
poor dog always gets the blame.

Vince · Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2016 9:48 pm Post subject: Re: VERY QUIET IN HERE

dhc4ever · Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2016 1:55 am Post subject: Re: VERY QUIET IN HERE

How to clear the house.
Take 1 old Labrador
Feed on a diet of "Pal" dog food.
Let dog sleep next to ducted aircon inlet screen.
Await the waft.......in all rooms at the same time.

Bushmaster · Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2016 7:27 am Post subject: Re: VERY QUIET IN HERE

A man with experience...

dhc4ever · Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2016 1:12 pm Post subject: Re: VERY QUIET IN HERE

Yep.
Even funnier because it wasn't my dog or house.

Elvis · Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2016 6:28 pm Post subject: Re: VERY QUIET IN HERE

mutton fatty bits off outside of chops cooked on BBQ with onion rings and fed to dog will clear house and have you out in middle of street gagging.....

Vince · Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2016 12:56 am Post subject: Re: VERY QUIET IN HERE

A mix of Pork and Beans fed to a dog will do the same...and boy is it rank.

TRBLSHTR · Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2016 12:25 pm Post subject: Re: VERY QUIET IN HERE

Here's one for ya Vince;I've got a dingo(blue healer) that refuses to eat store bought pork and beans from the can,or mcdonalds burgers-Hes smarter than his owner for sure,but he loves my crock pot pork and curry beans.You don't want him near ya tho when that gas cloud forms!!! Shocked

Vince · Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2016 9:55 pm Post subject: Re: VERY QUIET IN HERE

TRBLSHTR wrote:

8O Here's one for ya Vince;I've got a dingo(blue healer) that refuses to eat store bought pork and beans from the can,or mcdonalds burgers-Hes smarter than his owner for sure,but he loves my crock pot pork and curry beans.You don't want him near ya tho when that gas cloud forms!!! Shocked

Damn, he's picky mate. Pork and curried beans...that sounds lethal regardless of who or what is eating it mate.

Vince · Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2016 1:25 am Post subject: Re: VERY QUIET IN HERE

Dum de dum de dum de dum...

HELLO OUT THERE HELLO OUT THERE HELLO OUT THERE HELLO OUT THERE

Scratch

Hmm, I'm getting an echo...everyone must be out and about rather than being in here. Maybe I should start singing again...probably sound half decent with this echo. Embarassed

Elvis · Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2016 2:41 am Post subject: Re: VERY QUIET IN HERE

hahaha yip Ive noticed it too Bud.......just shifted house myself and down to 40hr weeks over the quiet winter months so not doing much hunting.
funny even the spambots have been avoiding site as of late.......getting itchyfingers from not blasting any .