HuntingNut
HuntingNut
   Login or Register
HomeCommunity ForumsPhoto AlbumsRegister
     
 

User Info

Welcome Anonymous


Membership:
Latest: patrad69
New Today: 0
New Yesterday: 0
Overall: 13133

People Online:
Members: 0
Visitors: 93
BOT: 1
Total: 94
Who Is Where:
 Visitors:
01: Forums
02: Forums
03: Forums
04: Home
05: Your Account
06: Forums
07: Forums
08: Home
09: Forums
10: Home
11: Your Account
12: Home
13: Forums
14: Home
15: Home
16: Home
17: Home
18: Home
19: Forums
20: Home
21: Forums
22: News
23: Forums
24: Forums
25: Forums
26: Home
27: Home
28: Forums
29: Your Account
30: Forums
31: Your Account
32: Forums
33: Forums
34: Home
35: Home
36: Forums
37: Home
38: Home
39: Home
40: Home
41: Home
42: Forums
43: Forums
44: Forums
45: Home
46: Forums
47: Forums
48: Forums
49: Forums
50: Home
51: Forums
52: Home
53: News
54: Home
55: Forums
56: Forums
57: Home
58: Home
59: Home
60: Forums
61: Home
62: Home
63: Home
64: Home
65: Your Account
66: Home
67: Forums
68: Home
69: Home
70: Home
71: Home
72: Home
73: Forums
74: Home
75: Home
76: Forums
77: Forums
78: Photo Albums
79: Forums
80: Forums
81: Forums
82: Forums
83: Forums
84: Forums
85: Forums
86: Forums
87: Home
88: Home
89: Home
90: Forums
91: Home
92: Forums
93: Forums
  BOT:
01: Home

Staff Online:

No staff members are online!
 

Coppermine Stats
Photo Albums
 Albums: 308
 Pictures: 2455
  · Views: 824572
  · Votes: 1316
  · Comments: 85
 

Burglar deterrent - Straya style
Jokes, funny stories and general humor
Go to page 1, 2  Next
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor

View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
gelandangan
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: May 07, 2006
Posts: 6403
Location: Sydney Australia

PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 11:11 am    Post subject: Burglar deterrent - Straya style Reply with quote

On your peril

_________________
A straight line is the shortest distance between two points.
A smile is the shortest distance between two people.

Do - Not try!


gelandangan.weebly.com/
Back to top
View user's profile Visit poster's website
Vince
Site Admin
Site Admin


Joined: May 25, 2005
Posts: 15727
Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA

PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 12:04 pm    Post subject: Re: Burglar deterrent - Straya style Reply with quote

Yep, definitely works for me. Now, how does he identify between me and who is a grog thief? Scratch Scratch Scratch

_________________
Cheers, Vince Cheers

Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)
Back to top
View user's profile AIM Address MSN Messenger Yahoo Messenger Photo Gallery
slimjim
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: May 16, 2009
Posts: 8316
Location: Fort Worth TX

PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 3:49 pm    Post subject: Re: Burglar deterrent - Straya style Reply with quote

Stops more than just a thief!

_________________
"To anger a conservative, lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth." - Theodore Roosevelt

"The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it." - Albert Einstein
Back to top
View user's profile Photo Gallery
PaulS
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Feb 18, 2006
Posts: 4330
Location: South-Eastern Washington - the State

PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 8:52 pm    Post subject: Re: Burglar deterrent - Straya style Reply with quote

I take it that is a black snake (can't see his belly) or a dark Tiapan?
I guess once it bites it won't make much difference...

_________________
Paul
__________________
Speer, Lyman, Hodgdon, Sierra, and Hornady = reliable loading data
So and So's pages on the internet = NOT reliable loading data
Always check data against manuals
NEVER exceed maximum listed loads
Back to top
View user's profile Send e-mail
dhc4ever
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: May 26, 2011
Posts: 2944
Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia

PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 8:58 pm    Post subject: Re: Burglar deterrent - Straya style Reply with quote

It does make a difference, Paul, you might survive the black snake without treatment, you won't survive the taipan.

_________________
Pete

Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics..............
Back to top
View user's profile
PaulS
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Feb 18, 2006
Posts: 4330
Location: South-Eastern Washington - the State

PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 9:00 pm    Post subject: Re: Burglar deterrent - Straya style Reply with quote

Pete, I wouldn't survive either - I would die of a heart attack before the venom killed me. Smile

_________________
Paul
__________________
Speer, Lyman, Hodgdon, Sierra, and Hornady = reliable loading data
So and So's pages on the internet = NOT reliable loading data
Always check data against manuals
NEVER exceed maximum listed loads
Back to top
View user's profile Send e-mail
Elvis
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jul 27, 2008
Posts: 9261
Location: south island New Zealand

PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 10:05 pm    Post subject: Re: Burglar deterrent - Straya style Reply with quote

stuff that...would be enough to scare a man sober!!!!

_________________
You shot it You pluck it !
Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers!
Back to top
View user's profile
Suzanne
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jun 27, 2009
Posts: 3323
Location: Eugene, Oregon

PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2016 3:35 am    Post subject: Re: Burglar deterrent - Straya style Reply with quote

I'm too curious and would get bit....Jack Daniels in a can? Never seen that....I don't get out much..what the heck is it? Well I'd kick the box over and pick up the pieces later.


Suz

_________________
May the moon keep you centered,
May the sun keep you dancing,
And the stars shed light on your dreams.
Back to top
View user's profile
TRBLSHTR
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Mar 23, 2007
Posts: 1071
Location: Lower 48's-left coast(near portlandia)

PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2016 8:23 am    Post subject: Re: Burglar deterrent - Straya style Reply with quote

Shocked once again-M-203!I'll just buy more booze afterwards!!! Very Happy I don't like serpents!!!

_________________
"Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil." Thomas Mann
Back to top
View user's profile
Elvis
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jul 27, 2008
Posts: 9261
Location: south island New Zealand

PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2016 8:42 am    Post subject: Re: Burglar deterrent - Straya style Reply with quote

yip Suz its a RTD or ready to drink..they are all the rage, very good for bar staff in the night clubs although thats normally a stubby not a can.....somewhere between $7-12 per 350ml bottle in a club and from bottle store maybe $20 per dozen.
just about any combo is out there.

_________________
You shot it You pluck it !
Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers!
Back to top
View user's profile
radar
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Oct 01, 2008
Posts: 1109
Location: North Island New Zealand

PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 1:06 pm    Post subject: Re: Burglar deterrent - Straya style Reply with quote

RTDs are why Kiwis have a drinking problem, if they all stuck to beer they wouldn't get so wasted - you name a common mixed spirits drink, they'll have it as an RTD. We even got some up to 15% which makes teens into cannon fodder for us LEO's.
Theres an brand called 'Codys' which is bourbon and cola - we call it 'Court case in a can' or 'scrap in a can' because all the bogans and wannabes drink it and want to fight all comers - nothing like a string bean 15 year old trying to hit a 110Kg cop in body armour - theres only one way thats going to end.
Plus we got the advantage of O/C Spray and tasers.

_________________
People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

George Orwell
Back to top
View user's profile Send e-mail Photo Gallery
Elvis
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jul 27, 2008
Posts: 9261
Location: south island New Zealand

PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 1:23 pm    Post subject: Re: Burglar deterrent - Straya style Reply with quote

to true that Mate...and it gives a wicked hangover to boot....

_________________
You shot it You pluck it !
Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers!
Back to top
View user's profile
Suzanne
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jun 27, 2009
Posts: 3323
Location: Eugene, Oregon

PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 4:27 pm    Post subject: Re: Burglar deterrent - Straya style Reply with quote

You should make a few videos of that sort of encounter Radar it DOES sound like fun! So yer sayin it's a mixed drink in a can....how handy.


Suz

_________________
May the moon keep you centered,
May the sun keep you dancing,
And the stars shed light on your dreams.
Back to top
View user's profile
Elvis
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jul 27, 2008
Posts: 9261
Location: south island New Zealand

PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 5:20 pm    Post subject: Re: Burglar deterrent - Straya style Reply with quote

yip but the handy bit is makes em so lethal....no problem to grab a box and scoff them out of boot of the car etc..get tanked and cause strife.
the young folk like to "pre load" before going out as its cheaper,trouble is they havent learnt the restraint part yet...although Radars handcuffs might count LOL.

_________________
You shot it You pluck it !
Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers!
Back to top
View user's profile
Grey_Wolf
Member
Member


Joined: Aug 06, 2015
Posts: 186

PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 6:50 pm    Post subject: Re: Burglar deterrent - Straya style Reply with quote

Elvis wrote:
yip but the handy bit is makes em so lethal....no problem to grab a box and scoff them out of boot of the car etc..get tanked and cause strife.
the young folk like to "pre load" before going out as its cheaper,trouble is they havent learnt the restraint part yet...although Radars handcuffs might count LOL.

Preload ... hmm, we never called it that but way back in the day that was the usual mode of operation lol. I liked to think of it as being frugal Smile not to be confused with cheap. Restraint is something not usually found in a young persons vocabulary - yet. Needs to be one or two encounters (three, four or five for some slow learners) before that word comer into play or a decade or two more in age.
Back to top
View user's profile
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor
Page 1 of 2
All times are GMT - 7 Hours
Go to page 1, 2  Next



Jump to:  


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot attach files in this forum
You cannot download files in this forum


Valid CSS! Valid HTML 4.01!
Click to check if this page is realy HTML 4.01 compliant for speed :)

All logos and trademarks in this site are property of HuntingNut.com.
The comments are property of their posters, all the rest © 2011 by HuntingNut.com
Interactive software released under GNU GPL, Code Credits, Privacy Policy

.: Upgraded to DragonFly 9.2 by *Dizfunkshunal* :.