Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Swiss Alps, are aFrench guy, a U.S. Marine, an old Greek lady and a young blonde Swiss girl.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Frenchman has a bright red hand print on his cheek.

No one speaks.

The old lady thinks: The Frenchman must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.

The blonde thinks: That Frenchman must have tried to grope me in the dark. But he missed me and fondled the old lady instead...and she slapped his cheek.

The Frenchman thinks: The Marine must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

The Marine thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack that Frenchman again



Dimitri

good one...
Keep it coming...