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The Right Number
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CapJones
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Joined: Nov 16, 2017
Posts: 17
Location: Tampa, Florida

Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 1:32 am Post subject: The Right Number
A programmer and his colleagues attempt to enter a restaurant.. Amidst their chatting, one of them approaches the receptionist: "Table for 8, please" "Are you sure, Mister?" she replied. "I can see there are actually 9 of you here" "What? No, you're mistaken. We're 8 people, look" He turns around, and begins doing a head count: "0, 1, 2, 3..."

Vince
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Joined: May 25, 2005
Posts: 15723
Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA

Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 5:15 am Post subject: Re: The Right Number
_________________ Cheers, Vince Illegitimi non carborundum (Never let the bastards grind you down) Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God. "Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta." (Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)

Bushmaster
Super Member

Joined: Jun 12, 2005
Posts: 11394
Location: Ava, Missouri

Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 9:57 am Post subject: Re: The Right Number
Careful Vince...He's after your crown. _________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it... DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch... LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...

Vince
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Joined: May 25, 2005
Posts: 15723
Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA

Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 8:11 pm Post subject: Re: The Right Number
Challenge accepted _________________ Cheers, Vince Illegitimi non carborundum (Never let the bastards grind you down) Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God. "Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta." (Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)

Elvis
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Joined: Jul 27, 2008
Posts: 9259
Location: south island New Zealand

Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2017 1:52 am Post subject: Re: The Right Number
very good..... _________________ You shot it You pluck it ! Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers!

chambered221
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Joined: Aug 17, 2007
Posts: 3455
Location: Lost for good !!!

Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2017 8:23 am Post subject: Re: The Right Number

A bit of Byte no doubt !!! Laughing

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Ask as many people needed, sooner or later your question will be answered the way you want it answered !!!

A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined, but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government.
~George Washington

lesterg3
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Joined: Nov 30, 2008
Posts: 1328
Location: Dixie

Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2017 5:32 pm Post subject: Re: The Right Number

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"A democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where fifty-one percent of the people may take away the rights of the other forty-nine. "--Thomas Jefferson

The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. -- Thomas Jefferson

"Americans have the right and advantage of being armed - unlike the citizens of other countries whose governments are afraid to trust the people with arms."--James Madison

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." Thomas Jefferson.

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gelandangan
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Joined: May 07, 2006
Posts: 6400
Location: Sydney Australia

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 7:04 pm Post subject: Re: The Right Number
A bit over byte _________________ A straight line is the shortest distance between two points. A smile is the shortest distance between two people. Do - Not try! gelandangan.weebly.com/

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