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Vince
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 3:45 am    Post subject: Sailers Prayer Reply with quote

This could pretty much relate to any Service...Army, Navy, Marine, Airforce...any of them, just different towns or ports.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 10:21 am    Post subject: Re: Sailers Prayer Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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"A democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where fifty-one percent of the people may take away the rights of the other forty-nine. "--Thomas Jefferson

The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. -- Thomas Jefferson

"Americans have the right and advantage of being armed - unlike the citizens of other countries whose governments are afraid to trust the people with arms."--James Madison

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." Thomas Jefferson.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 10:59 am    Post subject: Re: Sailers Prayer Reply with quote

No Vince...Only Sailors could really understand that.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 6:21 am    Post subject: Re: Sailers Prayer Reply with quote

You have a point, Bushy. Trying to find your way through the ship's passageways which are an illogical maze to start with, has a degree of difficulty when you are sober. Doing so while intoxicated with all the chin and head knockers and ladders is a real challenge!

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 10:13 am    Post subject: Re: Sailers Prayer Reply with quote

Not to mention crossin' the brow

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 2:31 pm    Post subject: Re: Sailers Prayer Reply with quote

classic.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2018 8:52 am    Post subject: Re: Sailers Prayer Reply with quote

Well theirs sailor's, God bless them, and then there's Shellbacks, God forgive them.

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The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. -- Thomas Jefferson

"Americans have the right and advantage of being armed - unlike the citizens of other countries whose governments are afraid to trust the people with arms."--James Madison

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." Thomas Jefferson.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2018 10:26 am    Post subject: Re: Sailers Prayer Reply with quote

Shellbacks...Aah yes...Forgive us? For what? Just because we pounded a few pollywog butts with shalaylees helping them into the royal realm of King Netunus Rex?

As a veteran multiple crossing of the equator (at least 8 times) I see no reason to forgive us. Instead we should be applauded for our efforts.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2018 11:39 am    Post subject: Re: Sailers Prayer Reply with quote

Evil Devil I bow to your superior experience with Davey Jones. Only 4 times for me the first was in my humble opinion the best.

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The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. -- Thomas Jefferson

"Americans have the right and advantage of being armed - unlike the citizens of other countries whose governments are afraid to trust the people with arms."--James Madison

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." Thomas Jefferson.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2018 12:43 pm    Post subject: Re: Sailers Prayer Reply with quote

I was on a spy ship, USS Charles Berry (DE-1035). We spied on the Russian test range in the South Pacific. We were stationed in Pearl Harbor.

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