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PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2019 9:10 am    Post subject: Re: treadmill Reply with quote

dhc4ever wrote:
240z's had powered windows?.

You know, when I wrote that, I asked myself the same question. Maybe he asked me to roll my window down while he rolled down his. Then he turned and said "you are about to thank me".

That was back 46 years ago - 1972.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2019 8:12 pm    Post subject: Re: treadmill Reply with quote

My most damaging discharge occurred many years ago in the frozen foods section of a large variety store. Even I had to quickly retreat to an area where it was safe to breathe. No sooner had I gotten free than I saw out of the corner of my eye, a man walking with a 2 or 3 year old boy directly toward ground zero! He immediately stopped and let out a disgusted, "what is that awful smell?" The boy replied, "That smells so bad that I pooped my pants." "You better not have!" the man said. "I did" said the boy. "We better find a rest room" said the man as he and the boy were last seen walking away with the boy looking as if his legs were stuck together.

I now realize that with great power comes great responsibility.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2019 9:18 pm    Post subject: Re: treadmill Reply with quote

multigauge wrote:
I now realize that with great power comes great responsibility.

LOL!!!

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2019 9:00 am    Post subject: Re: treadmill Reply with quote

Vince wrote:
Another nasty (but funny at the same time) one is to drop a couple on a travelator/moving walkway and carefully watch the “ambush” happen.

LOL!!!

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