Would not know where to begin.....I'm 41 and have broken both legs(motor cycle accident), one arm (large bone below shoulder), broken my nose three times(fighting with brothers and cousins), most of my fingers at least once, broke my back the day after my b-day playing highschool football, that sucked! Dislocated my left hip getting bucked of a bull at the local rodeo. (done that on a dare) I would have to say the bull riding would have to be the dumbest thing Ive ever done.

finally someone with as many stupid injaries as me. But then again I'm only 29 so I guess mine are still worse

That was just a small list ! I'm on first name basis with all the hospitals in the area.

Crackshot wrote:

That was just a small list ! I'm on first name basis with all the hospitals in the area.

yeah its no fun when the nurses all know yer married.... for a couple month stint it was every weekend spent at the ER... all minor stuff, but occasionally... done some real stupid stuff but dont wanna divulge the details, lets just say i know what a home made roman candle tastes like, and yes am still here

Well well, I was assembling my die, its done, might have to do some fixing on my staping die, because it might not be stamping exactly right, but anyways was just finish hand reaming holes because the reamer I was using on the drill cut undersized (was dull) and I wacked my right middle fingure on my percing punch and it cut right down to the end of the skill into the meat. Ah well, I'm more interested that my die will run right next shop class not the middle fingure.

If it runs right good, if it doesnt then I need to do some modifications to make it run right.

Dimitri

Dimitri wrote:

Well well, I was assembling my die, its done, might have to do some fixing on my staping die, because it might not be stamping exactly right, but anyways was just finish hand reaming holes because the reamer I was using on the drill cut undersized (was dull) and I wacked my right middle fingure on my percing punch and it cut right down to the end of the skill into the meat. Ah well, I'm more interested that my die will run right next shop class not the middle fingure. If it runs right good, if it doesnt then I need to do some modifications to make it run right. Dimitri

besides now you can show everyone that you hurt yourself without getting hassled for flipping them off

Morax.

Dimitri

my 12 yr old did his in a car door.. he had a field day showing EVERYONE!!!! mom,grandma,his sister...

I'm not allowed to get xrays any more because they think I might start glowing. My stupid moves have made it into medical textbooks (first person ran over by a roller blader ) when my dad got surgery on his shoulder the doctor stopped to check and see how my breaks have healed, and before he moved I had my own orthopedic surgen that I went to instead of a regular doctor when I got hurt but the best part is now I just phone in my injuries and they don't even want to see me

rdncktink wrote:

the best part is now I just phone in my injuries and they don't even want to see me

They don't want your money ??

Dimitri

Luckiest injury I ever had. I used to work in a mine and I had a ton of rock drop on my right leg. If I hadn't looked up at the exact moment that I did, it would have landed on my head and squashed me. It hit my leg while I was in mid-jump. I get to set off airport metal detectors with my right leg now. Second piece just as big as the one that hit me landed about six inches away from me.

Dumbest injury I ever saw was a guy I was out hunting with. He had an old single shot 12 guage and he tried firing it one handed at some ptarmigan. The thumb lever for opening the chamber drove right back into the fleshy part of his hand between his thumb and forefinger. He spent a week in the hospital because he got blood poisoning. I was trying to help him stop the bleeding and I asked him what he thought would happen and he just shrugged. I quit hunting with him.

rdncktink wrote:

:nonono: I'm not allowed to get xrays any more because they think I might start glowing. My stupid moves have made it into medical textbooks (first person ran over by a roller blader ) when my dad got surgery on his shoulder the doctor stopped to check and see how my breaks have healed, and before he moved I had my own orthopedic surgen that I went to instead of a regular doctor when I got hurt but the best part is now I just phone in my injuries and they don't even want to see me

so you were attempting to be a tire stop for a roller blader?!? dang!!

hahha the 12 ga. bite reminded me of a school friend never fired a "high power" before, so i handed him my 30-30, yeah real high power, well he is holding it, i tell him it kicks more than he is used to to hold onto it, "I know I know".. well he is still sporting a cresant shaped scar where the scope jumped and bit him between the eyes!!

I'm jealous...I'm just not accident prone...Only got three major accidents to my body in 64 years...Darn I feel jealous...

My dumbest injury was, many years ago I got into a scrap with a guy and I broke my right hand (the bone in the palm behind the small finger or knuckle) when I hit him. I still won the scrap (knocked him out) but I tell you it was sore later and the Doctors pinned it a few days later. Doctors called it a boxer break....... of course I didn't tell them how it happened.