A college professor was lecturing his students about the absurdity of a belief in God.

"If God is real, I want him to prove He exists. I will step onto this wooden stand on the stage here and I want God to knock me off it within 10 minutes."

The professor stood silently for 5 minutes.

"What's the matter, God? Aren't you powerful enough to knock over a simple little non-believer like me?" he mocked.

As the last minute ticked by a young Marine ROTC cadet walked up and punched the professor squarely in the face sending him flying across the stage.

"What in the hell do you think you are doing?" the professor screamed.

"Well," explained the young Marine, "God was busy elsewhere so he sent me."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~


“Some people work an entire lifetime and wonder if they ever made a difference to the world. But the Marines don't have that problem.”

Ronald Wilson Reagan

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alaskanativeson wrote:

A college professor was lecturing his students about the absurdity of a belief in God. "If God is real, I want him to prove He exists. I will step onto this wooden stand on the stage here and I want God to knock me off it within 10 minutes." The professor stood silently for 5 minutes. "What's the matter, God? Aren't you powerful enough to knock over a simple little non-believer like me?" he mocked. As the last minute ticked by a young Marine ROTC cadet walked up and punched the professor squarely in the face sending him flying across the stage. "What in the hell do you think you are doing?" the professor screamed. "Well," explained the young Marine, "God was busy elsewhere so he sent me." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “Some people work an entire lifetime and wonder if they ever made a difference to the world. But the Marines don't have that problem.” Ronald Wilson Reagan

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Elvis, didn't you notice the date?

surely did ol been...

Regardless of the date, its still good, even to an atheist like me.

This place attracts native thinking, I like that. If you read the whole thread you'll know what I mean. Bless you keetoowah (if you're still lurkin around here). Glockman still around? Seems like he shows up once in a while.

I'm in regular touch with Keetoowah, and she is doing well. I'll let her know that she is still getting a mention and is well thought off by The Nutters.

Better yet, Vince. Get her back on here.

And same with the missing Glockman.