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Vince
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:14 pm    Post subject: Definitions for the Dictionary Reply with quote
These fit so well they should be in a dictionary.


ADULT:

A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. Very Happy

BEAUTY PARLOR:

A place where women curl up and dye. Confused

CANNIBAL:

Someone who is fed up with people. Shocked


CHICKENS:

The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. wtf


COMMITTEE:

A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. Very Happy


DUST:

Mud with the juice squeezed out. wtf Confused


EGOTIST:

Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. Laughing


HANDKERCHIEF:

Cold Storage. Yuck


INFLATION:

Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. Mad


MOSQUITO:

An insect that makes you like flies better. Mad


RAISIN:

Grape with a sunburn. Confused


SECRET:

Something you tell to one person at a time. Laughing


SKELETON:

A bunch of bones with the person scraped off. wtf Shocked


TOOTHACHE:

The pain that drives you to extraction. Crying or Very sad


TOMORROW:

One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. Very Happy Laughing


YAWN:

An honest opinion openly expressed. Very Happy


WRINKLES:

Something other people have, similar to my character lines. Very Happy Razz

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 3:55 am    Post subject: Re: Definitions for the Dictionary Reply with quote
Talley oh!!

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 6:27 am    Post subject: Re: Definitions for the Dictionary Reply with quote
You forgot :
OLD AGE - something other people get .....
PAIN - something other people should take like a man.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:44 am    Post subject: Re: Definitions for the Dictionary Reply with quote
Watch it youngun! Talkin about us old f*rts might get us upset and we'll have to go take a nap! Mad

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 1:56 am    Post subject: Re: Definitions for the Dictionary Reply with quote
Sleep ....ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ..... Sleep Sleep wha, wha... who's that...what was that Cary?

ZZZZZZZ snuffle Sleep Sleep snuffle ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

OY.......Keep it down to a dull roar you mob. Sleep Sleep

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Sleep Sleep

I'm tryin' to stack some Z's here. Very Happy Sleep Sleep

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:42 am    Post subject: Re: Definitions for the Dictionary Reply with quote
HEY OLD TIMERS Nananana wakey wakey

heres few more

A parliament of owls

A flange of baboons

A wake of buzzards

A crash of rhinoceroses

Blah Blah Read Book Laughing

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ phil

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 7:05 am    Post subject: Re: Definitions for the Dictionary Reply with quote
Here's one for you Phill21....... Fart ROFL Laughing From all the loose drawstringed old timers!! ROFL

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:32 pm    Post subject: Re: Definitions for the Dictionary Reply with quote
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Haha Haha ROFL Laughing Sleep Fart
Excellent Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 7:06 pm    Post subject: Re: Definitions for the Dictionary Reply with quote
OK...I'm awake now...can't sleep with all this racket and "activity".



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