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Vince
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 5:59 pm Post subject: English weather

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English weather

In deference to The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal Commission for Political Correctness, it was announced today that the local climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as ....''English Weather..'

Rather than offend a sizeable portion of the population, it will now be referred to as 'Muslim Weather.' Confused

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In other words - 'partly Sunni, but mostly Shi'ite. Very Happy

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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 9:29 pm Post subject: Re: English weather
HAAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAA PMSL Brilliant! made my day. _________________ People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf. George Orwell

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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 3:37 am Post subject: Re: English weather
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 7:44 am Post subject: Re: English weather
Soggy poms! Latter portion sums up the food, too.

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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 2:41 pm Post subject: Re: English weather
NICE Vince. I'll remeber that one. _________________ _____________________________________ The strength of the wolf is in the pack; the strength of the pack is in the wolf. ~ R. Kipling I LOVE YOU, LADY LUCK !!!

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English Mike
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Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 4:54 pm Post subject: Re: English weather
Ahem......... I'll have you know it's a sight drier & more clement here than it was in Texas three weeks ago.

slimjim
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Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 5:13 am Post subject: Re: English weather

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English Mike wrote:

I'll have you know it's a sight drier & more clement here than it was in Texas three weeks ago.

Were you in the town that had the thunderstorm stagnate over them and dump 10 inches of rain? You should come back now! Our Hot, Dry Summer is in full swing!!!

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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 4:38 am Post subject: Re: English weather
A really nice idea. I appreciate it much !

English Mike
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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 7:26 am Post subject: Re: English weather
Spot the 'bot.

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