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515034s10ring
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 Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 4:55 pm Post subject: Prison vs. Work |
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Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.
IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in an 10X10 cell.
AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK............you get more work for good behaviour.
IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK............you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...........you could get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON.........you get your own toilet.
AT WORK..........you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.
IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK............you aren't even supposed to speak to your family.
IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK............you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK ...........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON .........you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...........they are called managers.
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Elvis
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| Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 4:14 am Post subject: Re: Prison vs. Work |
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and we chose to go to work why???
oh yeah to earn some money for more ammo to go hunting in the weekends
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Bushmaster
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| Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:39 am Post subject: Re: Prison vs. Work |
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Elvis. You must really be bored these days. Don't you have a girl friend or something?
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Elvis
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| Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 12:47 pm Post subject: Re: Prison vs. Work |
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Hell no. happily married with two great kids. we are off fishing today. Ive been scrolling back through old unanswered posts to give them a new life as there are some great jokes in there.
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Bushmaster
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| Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 2:18 pm Post subject: Re: Prison vs. Work |
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Does your wife know that she's not your girl friend?
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Elvis
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| Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 9:15 pm Post subject: Re: Prison vs. Work |
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I get told off if I call her my girl friend. we caught 4 fish. well the girls did my son and I got skunked. 3 brown trout 1 32cm salmon. 2 browns came home with us 1 and the salmon went back.
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1895ss
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| Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:13 pm Post subject: Re: Prison vs. Work |
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Bushy, I wonder what ever happened to 10ring?
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Bushmaster
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| Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 11:06 pm Post subject: Re: Prison vs. Work |
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10ring? Long gone...
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