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English Mike
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 4:30 pm    Post subject: Women Reply with quote

Why do married women weigh more than single women?

Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed, whereas married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 4:44 pm    Post subject: Re: Women Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 5:38 pm    Post subject: Re: Women Reply with quote

I guess that explains one of lifes biggest mysterys

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 2:20 am    Post subject: Re: Women Reply with quote

Very good it even got a chukle from SWMBO.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 2:57 pm    Post subject: Re: Women Reply with quote

And here I am weighing TWICE of SWMBO...
hmmm.....

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 8:23 pm    Post subject: Re: Women Reply with quote

gelandangan wrote:
And here I am weighing TWICE of SWMBO...
hmmm.....

You are a game man Gelan...I've met your SWMBO. Shocked I got a spare bed if you need it mate. Laughing Laughing

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