Elephants

Elvis · Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 1:48 pm Post subject: Elephants

English Mike · Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 4:42 pm Post subject: Re: Elephants

I reckon that'll pass over most here at Mach 2, 50,000' & climbing. Very Happy

Pumpkinslinger · Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 5:09 pm Post subject: Re: Elephants

You're right Mike ...

Vince · Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 10:21 pm Post subject: Re: Elephants

Oh wow Elvis...you are tryin' to take away my title of sickest joke ain't ya mate. Very Happy

But with jokes like that one, ya deserve it mate...that is a classic.

Cheers, Vince

Elvis · Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:14 am Post subject: Re: Elephants

hehehehehe yip for those who dont quite get it you had a deprived childhood. Noddy was a great lot of books and later tv programmes for kids his bestest buddy was Big Ears

dhc4ever · Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 1:23 am Post subject: Re: Elephants

I dont think this made a lot of sense to the North American contingent.

Its good to get off the sheep subject for a change........

Bushmaster · Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 7:42 am Post subject: Re: Elephants

Sheep??!!?? Where???

Elvis · Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 12:46 pm Post subject: Re: Elephants

what does Mick Jagger and a Scottish sheep farmer have in common???

Mick sings "hey you get off of my cloud"

the farmer shouts "hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

English Mike · Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 2:06 pm Post subject: Re: Elephants

One of my schoolmates wrote a Noddy book called "Noddy the Killer Axeman" after seeing the movie "A Clockwork Orange".
It was a classic piece of male teenage bloodlust.

For some reason he decided that publishers would reject it. Very Happy

dhc4ever · Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 6:42 pm Post subject: Re: Elephants

English Mike wrote:

One of my schoolmates wrote a Noddy book called "Noddy the Killer Axeman" after seeing the movie "A Clockwork Orange".
It was a classic piece of male teenage bloodlust.

For some reason he decided that publishers would reject it. Very Happy

That was on sick movie.
Careful Mike your showing your age.......

English Mike · Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 2:53 pm Post subject: Re: Elephants

dhc4ever wrote:

English Mike wrote:

One of my schoolmates wrote a Noddy book called "Noddy the Killer Axeman" after seeing the movie "A Clockwork Orange".
It was a classic piece of male teenage bloodlust.

For some reason he decided that publishers would reject it. Very Happy

That was on sick movie.
Careful Mike your showing your age.......

Fifty three but feeling a lot older of late. Bomb

Bushmaster · Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 7:13 pm Post subject: Re: Elephants

Well get over feeling "old". Another hunting season starts soon over here.

stovepipe · Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 2:00 pm Post subject: Re: Elephants

I dont get it!

When's upland start Bushkicker? I got half a mind ta fly down there and and snag all them yummy birdies out from under yer bead when we go out.

Bushmaster · Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 2:11 pm Post subject: Re: Elephants

What?? Fall turkey?

@#$%^&*!!!! I still don't get the joke...

stovepipe · Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 2:12 pm Post subject: Re: Elephants

Pfft- yuo can buy a turkey....roosters man! And quail and stuff!

I still dont either.... Sad