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Vince
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 8:22 am    Post subject: ORIGINAL COMPUTER Reply with quote
Computing.

Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity

A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider's home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account

A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

And if you had a 3 inch floppy .

. . . you just hoped nobody ever found out!

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(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 11:20 am    Post subject: Re: ORIGINAL COMPUTER Reply with quote
ROFL :rofl2:

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