What a man should be able to do.

Dimitri · Super Member Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5947

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an
invasion, butcher an animal, conn a ship, design a building,
write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone,
comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act
alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure,
program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die
gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Lazarus Long

Thoughts ??

I think I can do most of them as I've done them before. Never tried setting a bone, can't really write music, and seeing as I typed this I havn't had to die gallantly. Laughing

Dimitri

Morax

ok i got a question WTF is conn a ship?? that and die is all i gotta do now.. gee what a thing to look forward to.. tree houses count for building right?
setting bones is easy, but not if they are your own, exception fingers and or toes... speaking of comforting the dying, last night the wife come home and told me one of her "pacients" passed away, while the wife was holding her... so yeah been there done that on both sides..

Dimitri · Super Member Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5947

Conn a ship means steer a ship. Smile

Dimitri

Morax

OHHHH ok.. well 15 and 19 footers dont a ship make, but i could give it a try hahah

Bushmaster

But what if your up to your arse in alligators?...Then what...???

Morax

Bushmaster wrote:

But what if your up to your arse in alligators?...Then what...???

shoes and luggage... i got a good story involving a 10 foot jon boat a older brother who cant swim a nd a gator bigger than the boat.... i was driving the boat, we thought it was a log onshore, he told me get closer, it grew legs and came in the water!!!! wanna talk about oh hell! he jumped back into the middle of the boat and i cranked the lil 9.9 as fast as it would go, and prayed mr gator wasnt hungry!! hahahah