The Power of the Almighty Chief Petty Officer:

As a crowded airliner is about to takeoff, the peace is suddenly shattered by a five-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter what his frustrated, embarrassed mother does to try to calm him down, the boy continues to scream furiously and kick the seats around him.

Suddenly, from the rear of the plane, an older man in the uniform of a US Navy Chief begins to make his way up the aisle. Stopping the frustrated mother's upraised hand, the white haired, courtly, soft-spoken Chief leans down and, motioning toward his collar, whispers something into the boy's ear. Instantly, the boy calms down, gently takes his mother's hand, and quietly fastens his seat belt. All the other passengers burst into spontaneous applause.

As the Chief slowly makes his way back to his seat, one of the cabin attendants touches his sleeve. "Excuse me Chief", she asks quietly, "could I ask you what magic words you used on that little boy?" The Chief smiled serenely and gently confides, "I showed him my anchors, service stripes, and battle ribbons, and then explained to him that they entitled me to throw one passenger out of the plane."



Dimitri

I'm pretty sure I met that kid on about every commercial flight I've ever been on, think it would have been funnier if the CPO had thrown him off...

now now Tracker.... stow him in the lower compartment with luggage.

they just calling them bouncing baby boys.. they really dont bounce that well.

keetoowah wrote:

they just calling them bouncing baby boys.. they really dont bounce that well.

Well, how do I know that for sure if I don't get to try? ...a few...