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Fighter Ace.
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Dimitri
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 6:19 pm    Post subject: Fighter Ace. Reply with quote
A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber. The hotdog said over the air, "Anything you can do, I can do better."

The veteran bomber pilot answered, "Try this hot-shot."
The B-52 continued its flight, straight and level.

Perplexed, the hotdog asked, "So? What did you do?"
"I just shut down two engines, kid."

ROFL

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 4:26 am    Post subject: Re: Fighter Ace. Reply with quote
gulp...
well done a good chuckle.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 5:44 am    Post subject: Re: Fighter Ace. Reply with quote
Laughing ROFL Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 9:34 am    Post subject: Re: Fighter Ace. Reply with quote
The version I heard had something to do with the bomber pilot leaving his seat to use the bathroom and get a cup of coffee.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 11:47 am    Post subject: Re: Fighter Ace. Reply with quote
Pumpkin,

I've heard that one too but thought the 2 engine version was pretty funny too. Very Happy

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