A guy goes hunting and leans his rifle against a tree. A gust of wind blew,
the gun fell over and discharged, shooting him in the genitals.

Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his
doctor.

"Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage and we were able to remove all of the buckshot."

"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.

"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your penis which left quite a few holes in it. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister."

"Well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your sister a
plastic surgeon?"

"Not exactly," answered the doctor. "She's a flute player in the West
Virginia Symphony Orchestra.

She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't pee in your eye."

Cheers, Vince

Oww Vince, dont even joke about that.. its too scary for us manly man..

dam, better double check that safety button.

imagine if they miss a buck shot and ya got to piss it out..

Water through the nose!

Anyone else cross their legs while reading this?
Don

I can say something .... about flutes .... but must hold back before Dallan bans me.

Dimitri