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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9239 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 1:48 pm Post subject: Elephants |
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Why do Elephants have Big Ears???
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because Noddy wouldnt pay the ransom
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English Mike Super Member
Joined: Jan 08, 2007 Posts: 1709 Location: Whitehaven, Cumbria, UK
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Pumpkinslinger Super Member
Joined: Sep 22, 2007 Posts: 5001 Location: NC foothills
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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 5:09 pm Post subject: Re: Elephants |
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You're right Mike ...
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15701 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9239 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:14 am Post subject: Re: Elephants |
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hehehehehe yip for those who dont quite get it you had a deprived childhood. Noddy was a great lot of books and later tv programmes for kids his bestest buddy was Big Ears
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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 1:23 am Post subject: Re: Elephants |
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I dont think this made a lot of sense to the North American contingent.
Its good to get off the sheep subject for a change........
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11389 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 7:42 am Post subject: Re: Elephants |
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Sheep??!!?? Where???
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9239 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 12:46 pm Post subject: Re: Elephants |
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what does Mick Jagger and a Scottish sheep farmer have in common???
Mick sings "hey you get off of my cloud"
the farmer shouts "hey McCloud get off of my ewe"
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English Mike Super Member
Joined: Jan 08, 2007 Posts: 1709 Location: Whitehaven, Cumbria, UK
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 2:06 pm Post subject: Re: Elephants |
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One of my schoolmates wrote a Noddy book called "Noddy the Killer Axeman" after seeing the movie "A Clockwork Orange".
It was a classic piece of male teenage bloodlust.
For some reason he decided that publishers would reject it.
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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 6:42 pm Post subject: Re: Elephants |
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English Mike wrote: |
One of my schoolmates wrote a Noddy book called "Noddy the Killer Axeman" after seeing the movie "A Clockwork Orange".
It was a classic piece of male teenage bloodlust.
For some reason he decided that publishers would reject it. |
That was on sick movie.
Careful Mike your showing your age.......
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English Mike Super Member
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11389 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 7:13 pm Post subject: Re: Elephants |
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Well get over feeling "old". Another hunting season starts soon over here.
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DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
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stovepipe Super Member
Joined: Sep 25, 2008 Posts: 4877 Location: Pine, Az.
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 2:00 pm Post subject: Re: Elephants |
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I dont get it!
When's upland start Bushkicker? I got half a mind ta fly down there and and snag all them yummy birdies out from under yer bead when we go out.
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11389 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 2:11 pm Post subject: Re: Elephants |
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What?? Fall turkey?
@#$%^&*!!!! I still don't get the joke...
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stovepipe Super Member
Joined: Sep 25, 2008 Posts: 4877 Location: Pine, Az.
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 2:12 pm Post subject: Re: Elephants |
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Pfft- yuo can buy a turkey....roosters man! And quail and stuff!
I still dont either....
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