Cant wait to see the company memo that followed that decision. On all future business related trips let it be known that any "Tarzan/Jane" type of antics during sex such as swinging from the hotel/motel chandeliers or any form of overhead lighting fixtures shall be deemed inapproprite behaviour in represnting the company and any injuries suffered in the performance of said Tarzan/Jane manuvers will from this date forward not be included under the workmans compensation portion of your employee health insurance plan. If you feel the need to express your personal feelings to the company in regards to this matter you are invited to attend a special closed door session with the Human Relations Manager and the company nurse this Friday night in the conference suite we have reserved at Motel 6 .