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 Topic: Infidel! |
longshots
Replies: 17
Views: 11993
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 Forum: Jokes & Humor Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 10:40 am Subject: Re: Infidel! |
| That Bushy..... the fact he can read Arabic and knows her name is Eve, is amazing. I ain't that quick, Pappy said " I could fall into a barrel of them Eve's and come out with my thumb in my mouth." |
| Topic: Keeping Women Happy |
longshots
Replies: 27
Views: 14464
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Forum: Jokes & Humor Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 6:54 pm Subject: Re: Keeping Women Happy |
| My pappy use to say "Don't try to understand them and don't try to make them understand you for they are a breed apart and make no sense!"...............wait a min....sorry, my pappy didn't say that, ... |
| Topic: Medal of Honor recipient Bud Day Speaks of Torture |
longshots
Replies: 16
Views: 14350
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Forum: Spam-O-Rama Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 11:10 am Subject: Re: Medal of Honor recipient Bud Day Speaks of Torture |
| I think stovepipe just got my vote in 2010, that is if he can quit sugar coating his speaches and gettin' all touchy-feely. |
| Topic: 2010 firearm tax and more! |
longshots
Replies: 13
Views: 10863
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Forum: Spam-O-Rama Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 10:58 am Subject: Re: 2010 firearm tax and more! |
| SB-2099 is a something that was tried back when Clinton was in office, someone has recycled it as an alert, it is false. Blair-Holt is for real and they are tryin' to fly it under the radar. I don't b ... |
| Topic: Swine flu and liberals. |
longshots
Replies: 53
Views: 27570
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Forum: General Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:40 pm Subject: Re: Swine flu and liberals. |
Sorry guys, the swine flu thing is all my fault. I said back in October, "The day they elect Obama as president is the day pigs fly!"
Now look----the swine flu.  |
| Topic: Some light reading |
longshots
Replies: 26
Views: 18739
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Forum: Jokes & Humor Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 8:53 am Subject: Re: Some light reading |
| Can't get nuthin' by you, huh? Let's just say "A rose by any other name....." aahh hell, you win. |
| Topic: Some light reading |
longshots
Replies: 26
Views: 18739
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Forum: Jokes & Humor Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:29 am Subject: Re: Some light reading |
"Under the bleachers" by Seymour Butts
"Puddles on the Moon" by PeeWee Longshots
"Tracks in the Snow" by Peter Dragon
The last one was for Bushmaster. |
| Topic: Obama explains why he doesn't salute the U.S.flag |
longshots
Replies: 79
Views: 45601
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Forum: Spam-O-Rama Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 9:40 am Subject: Re: Obama explains why he doesn't salute the U.S.flag |
| It's been awhile since I posted so here goes..... with the elections only 3 weeks away I am gettin' desperate, so I guess I'll just have to "cling to guns and religion" to get me by. Mango needs to ch ... |
| Topic: Book Report - very clever |
longshots
Replies: 4
Views: 2968
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Forum: Jokes & Humor Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 10:10 am Subject: Re: Book Report - very clever |
Vince,
Once again you have started my day with a smile! This joke is a keeper.
Thanks. |
| Topic: A COPS WORST NIGHTMARE - (VERY GRAPHIC) |
longshots
Replies: 32
Views: 25042
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Forum: Spam-O-Rama Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 5:51 pm Subject: Re: A COPS WORST NIGHTMARE - (VERY GRAPHIC) |
This has the breakfast world in an uproar:
the apples are frittering away
some are in a twist
others are just in a hole
Tarts are afraid of getting popped
Sausages are in the link but a ... |
| Topic: Two trees in the forest |
longshots
Replies: 4
Views: 3003
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Forum: Jokes & Humor Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 12:52 pm Subject: Two trees in the forest |
A birch tree and a beech tree were growing in the forest. One day the birch tree looked down and saw that a sapling had sprung up between himself and the beech tree.
"Is that a son of a beech or a ... |
| Topic: Priceless |
longshots
Replies: 21
Views: 17846
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Forum: Jokes & Humor Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:53 pm Subject: Re: Priceless |
| Not only do they fit, I look damn good in 'em!!! Sure beats the hell out of tie-dye and droopin' drawers. |
| Topic: Peanut in a fathers ear. |
longshots
Replies: 29
Views: 16202
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Forum: Jokes & Humor Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 1:25 pm Subject: Re: Peanut in a fathers ear. |
| I like to think of myself as easy goin', happy-go-lucky guy; step children have made me "Hard _ss Harry". The "rastafarian vegetarian" is not allowed in my house, when he was told this he sat down on ... |
| Topic: Peanut in a fathers ear. |
longshots
Replies: 29
Views: 16202
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Forum: Jokes & Humor Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 12:28 pm Subject: Re: Peanut in a fathers ear. |
| I have a 17 year old step-daughter who is dating a guy who has dreadlocks and is a vegetarian. I call him "the rastafarian vegetarian" or just "refugee from a banana boat". My doctor started treatin' ... |
| Topic: Winchester 1885 .300 WSM |
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Replies: 16
Views: 26089
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Forum: Gun & Firearm Discussions Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:54 pm Subject: Re: Winchester 1885 .300 WSM |
| The only thing Winchester chambers the 1885 for now, is the 30-06. When they took over production of the gun from Browning, it was only offered in WSM's(270,7mm,&300). Browning 1885's were offered in ... |
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