Some help speaking KIWI

Vince · Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 9:18 pm Post subject: Some help speaking KIWI

If ever you get the urge to give one of our mates in NZ a ring, this list will help you understand what they are saying. Very Happy

Some help speaking Kiwi:

Amejen - visualise

Beard - a place to sleep
Beers - large savage animals found in U.S. forests
Beggage Chucken - place to leave your suitcase at the earport
Brudge - structure spanning a stream
Bug hut - popular recording
Bun button - been bitten by insect

Cuds - children
Cuttin - baby cat

Day old chuck - very young poultry
Duffy cult - not easy

Ear - mix of nitrogen and oxygen
Ear New Zulland - an extinct airline
Ear roebucks - exercise at the gym
Earplane - large flying machine
Ever cardeau - avocado

Fear hear - blonde
Fitter cheney - type of pasta
Fush - marine creatures

Guess - vapour

Iggs Ecktly - Precisely
Inner me - enemy

Jumbo - pet name for someone called Jim
Jungle Bills - Christmas carol

Ken's - Cairns
Kiri Pecker - famous Australian businessman (Kerry Packer)
Kittle crusps - potato chips

Leather - foam produced from soap
Lift - departed

McKennock - person who fixes cars
Mere - Mayor
Mess Kara - eye makeup
Milburn - capital of Victoria (Melbourne)
Min - male of the species
Munce - usually served on toast (mince - ground beef or lamb)
Munner stroney - soup

Nin tin dough - computer game

One Doze - well known computer program

Peck - to fill a suitcase
Pigs - for hanging out washing with
Pissed aside - chemical which kills insects
Pits - domestic animals
Pug - large animal with a curly tail
Pump - to act as agent for prostitute

Sex - one less than sivven
Sivven Four Sivven - larger Boeing aircraft
Sivven Sucks Sivven - large Boeing aircraft
Sucks Peck - Half a dozen beers

Tin - one more than nine

Veerjun - mythical New Zealand maiden

wtf

Cheers, Vince

dhc4ever · Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 9:29 pm Post subject: Re: Some help speaking KIWI

gelandangan · Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 9:41 pm Post subject: Re: Some help speaking KIWI

Thats good ones Vince.
Got a neighbour that speaks just like that..

Elvis · Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 10:53 pm Post subject: Re: Some help speaking KIWI

hey we do have Veerjuns!!!! they just run plurry fast is all....

Vince · Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 11:08 pm Post subject: Re: Some help speaking KIWI

Elvis wrote:

hey we do have Veerjuns!!!! they just run plurry fast is all....

Cheers, Vince

44marty · Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 3:23 pm Post subject: Re: Some help speaking KIWI

nah - there's no Veerjuns in NZ Because kiwis can run faster than ewe

Vince · Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:15 pm Post subject: Re: Some help speaking KIWI

44marty wrote:

nah - there's no Veerjuns in NZ Because kiwis can run faster than ewe

BOOM BOOM

Cheers, Vince

Elvis · Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:42 pm Post subject: Re: Some help speaking KIWI

dont you believe it matey they have FOUR legs... Very Happy

Ominivision1 · Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 4:07 am Post subject: Re: Some help speaking KIWI

Elvis wrote:

dont you believe it matey they have FOUR legs... Very Happy

I thought all the sheep out there were NON-Veerjuns!!! Very Happy

Vince · Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 4:44 am Post subject: Re: Some help speaking KIWI

Sheep...SHEEP...did someone say sheep....lamb stew wiv dumplings, roast leg of lamb wiv mint sauce and roast taters and punkin, crumbed lamb cutlets, roast rack of lamb....MMMMMMMMMMM Very Happy

Cheers, Vince

stovepipe · Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 7:26 am Post subject: Re: Some help speaking KIWI

Elvis wrote:

hey we do have Veerjuns!!!! they just run plurry fast is all....

...or they're leg's is too big ta stuff in yer gum boots...

Bushmaster · Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 7:54 am Post subject: Re: Some help speaking KIWI

Elvis...Do ya have any ugly sixth graders?