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Tremblay
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 Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2011 4:50 am Post subject: getting old |
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you and me
I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend "That's us in 10 years".
He said,
"That's a mirror, dip-stick
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RePete
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Stercus Accidit = Sh*t Happens in Latin.
Nice try = You Suck spelled different.
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slimjim
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| Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2011 10:06 pm Post subject: Re: getting old |
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great, I needed the chuckle! Thanks, Tremblay.
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dhc4ever
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| Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:28 pm Post subject: Re: getting old |
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The older I get the better I was.
Thats why I dont have a mirror over my bar..........
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, that is true, so funny
