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Bear, Lion and Chicken joke
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 9:00 pm    Post subject: Bear, Lion and Chicken joke Reply with quote
A bear, a lion and a chicken were standing around having a chat - as they do. The bear said that when he growled all the animals in the forest trembled with fear. The lion said that when he roared, all the animals on the savannah ran away and hid. The chicken said "That's nothing, when I cough the whole world craps itself!"

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 10:13 pm    Post subject: Re: Bear, Lion and Chicken joke Reply with quote
ROFL

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