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44marty
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 Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2014 12:03 pm Post subject: foreign accents |
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I posted this joke three years ago. For you newbies:
A little asian man comes into a bank to exchange yen for dollars. A week later he comes in to exchange again, but is puzzled by the amount he is given.
"Last time I get two thowzan dollah, why you no give me this time?"
The teller shrugs and says "Fluctuations".
The asian man gets red in the face, stomps to the door, then turns and yells: "Fluck shew Amellicans, too!!!"
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Elvis
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| Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2014 12:19 pm Post subject: Re: foreign accents |
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very good
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slimjim
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| Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 4:37 am Post subject: Re: foreign accents |
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It's always good to laugh, again. Thanks, marty.
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| Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 4:42 am Post subject: Re: foreign accents |
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slimjim
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| Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 8:59 pm Post subject: Re: foreign accents |
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It's always good to laugh, again. Thanks, marty.
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Bushmaster
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| Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 7:24 am Post subject: Re: foreign accents |
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slimjim has spent too much time thinking on his stuck cartridge. His stutter is much delayed.
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Aloysius
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| Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 8:13 am Post subject: Re: foreign accents |
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one day we will have a shoot-out...
and when you see it takes SJ more than 10 pages just to do 1 shot...
I think I know who I'd put my money on  |
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Suzanne
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| Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 5:51 pm Post subject: Re: foreign accents |
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My boss was in Japan visiting a doctor friend who was going to take him to lunch but not right away cause he was waiting for supplies. My boss told him he didn't have a surprise for him, but sure was ready for lunch....
You know the rest
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44marty
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| Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 4:39 am Post subject: Re: foreign accents |
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NICE, Suz . .
This doesn't have an accent to it, but it really happened ( at Polhemus Navigational Sciences, in Vermont )
The plant manger was ordered to reduce staff and needed to let go one of the tool crib attendants, Jack or Sally.
He approached Sally and asked, "I can't decide whether to lay you or Jack off."
Sally immediately replied, "You better jack off. I have a headache."
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PaulS
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Suzanne
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| Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 3:40 pm Post subject: Re: foreign accents |
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No I think the plant manager got off.
Suz
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Suzanne
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| Posted: Fri May 16, 2014 9:48 pm Post subject: Re: foreign accents |
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OH nice set-up Paul!!
Suz
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