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Tremblay
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 4:50 am    Post subject: blond cowboy Reply with quote

ok

Naked Cowboy
A Sheriff in a small town in Texas walks out in the street and sees a blond haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing on but his cowboy hat, his gun and his boots. He arrests him for indecent exposure.
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you walking around like this?'
The cowboy says, 'Well it's like this Sheriff ......


I was in this bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.

We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt... So I did.

Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants.... So I did.

Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts...so I did.

Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town, cowboy.. '
'And here I am.'

Son of a Gun. Blonde Men do exist!!!!

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 7:03 pm    Post subject: Re: blond cowboy Reply with quote

Ok, I did laugh at that one!

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2015 3:28 am    Post subject: Re: blond cowboy Reply with quote

Well, let's talk about it like this.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2015 11:55 am    Post subject: Re: blond cowboy Reply with quote

Me thinks we have a bot

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2015 9:12 pm    Post subject: Re: blond cowboy Reply with quote

Suzanne wrote:
Me thinks we have a bot

Methinks you are right Suz.

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