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Vince
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Joined: May 25, 2005
Posts: 15721
Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 4:04 am Post subject: Dyson
_________________ Cheers, Vince Illegitimi non carborundum (Never let the bastards grind you down) Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God. "Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta." (Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)

Bushmaster
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Joined: Jun 12, 2005
Posts: 11394
Location: Ava, Missouri

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 10:13 am Post subject: Re: Dyson
My wife has one of those. Vince is right...It should come with a warning. _________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it... DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch... LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...

Elvis
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Joined: Jul 27, 2008
Posts: 9258
Location: south island New Zealand

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 2:21 pm Post subject: Re: Dyson
_________________ You shot it You pluck it ! Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers!

Tremblay
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Joined: Oct 08, 2007
Posts: 2656
Location: Malta, Montana

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 2:33 pm Post subject: Re: Dyson
_________________ Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain Never argue with a stupid person ,cause they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. Mark Twwain

dhc4ever
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Joined: May 26, 2011
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Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 8:51 pm Post subject: Re: Dyson
Vince, It didn't happen without photos. Also the offended items would be easier to recover..... _________________ Pete Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics..............

tikkat3
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Joined: Jul 30, 2006
Posts: 800

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 1:45 am Post subject: Re: Dyson
I'm just trying to figure out how the jewels are presented for cleaning

dhc4ever
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Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 1:57 am Post subject: Re: Dyson
That's why we need photos. _________________ Pete Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics..............

Vince
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Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 6:18 am Post subject: Re: Dyson
Nope...no no no no...no way...not a chance...it ain't gonna happen _________________ Cheers, Vince Illegitimi non carborundum (Never let the bastards grind you down) Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God. "Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta." (Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)

Bushmaster
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Joined: Jun 12, 2005
Posts: 11394
Location: Ava, Missouri

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 9:51 am Post subject: Re: Dyson
Aahh...Com-on Vince. A demonstration is the only way you will get your point across. I just hate poor sports. Don't you? _________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it... DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch... LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...

chambered221
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Joined: Aug 17, 2007
Posts: 3455
Location: Lost for good !!!

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 10:20 am Post subject: Re: Dyson

Vince, should you ever go golfing and see one of these..... stay away from it !!!

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A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined, but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government.
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Bushmaster
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Joined: Jun 12, 2005
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Location: Ava, Missouri

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 7:25 pm Post subject: Re: Dyson
Vince should stay away from bowling alleys too. Some of them have "ball" cleaners. _________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it... DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch... LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...

Vince
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Joined: May 25, 2005
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Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 8:57 pm Post subject: Re: Dyson

Bushmaster wrote:

Vince should stay away from bowling alleys too. Some of them have "ball" cleaners.

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Cheers, Vince Cheers

Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)

dhc4ever
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Joined: May 26, 2011
Posts: 2944
Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2017 2:45 am Post subject: Re: Dyson

Vince wrote:

Nope...no no no no...no way...not a chance...it ain't gonna happen Embarassed

What? Come on no guts no glory.
What's wrong with ya lost your balls or something........

_________________
Pete

Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics..............

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