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PostPosted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:10 am    Post subject: indian viagra Reply with quote

Harry is getting along in years and finds that he is unable to perform
sexually.

He finally goes to his doctor, tries a few things butnothing seems to
work. So the doctor refers himto an American Indian medicine man.

The medicine man says, "I can cure this." That said, he throws a
white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.

Then he says, "This is powerful medicine. You can only use it once
a year. All you have to do is say '123' and it shall rise for as long
as you wish!"

The guy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want
to continue?" The medicine man replies: "All you or your partner has
to say is 1234, and it will go down.
But be warned -- it will not work again for another year!"

Harry rushes home, eager to try out his new powers and prowess.
That night he is ready to surprise Joyce. He showers, shaves, and puts
on his most exotic shaving lotion
He suddenly becomes more aroused than anytime in his life ... just
as the medicine man had promised. Joyce, who had been facing away,
turns over and asks,
"What did you say '123' for?

And that, my friends, is why you shouldn't end a sentence with a
preposition.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:17 am    Post subject: Re: indian viagra Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha

Poor fellow...

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:17 am    Post subject: Re: indian viagra Reply with quote

BUGGER !!!!!!!

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 3:26 am    Post subject: Re: indian viagra Reply with quote

What we have here is a definite lack of communication! Shocked
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:16 pm    Post subject: Re: indian viagra Reply with quote

ROFL ROFL

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 3:23 pm    Post subject: Re: indian viagra Reply with quote

Great way to teach older kids/adults their grammar. Sent it to my friend and she loved it. Thanks

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