An Aussie Digger was attending a University course.

He had recently completed trips in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the lessons had a teacher who was a vowed atheist.

One day the teacher shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform.

I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the Teacher proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting."

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Digger got out of his Chair, went up to the Teacher, King Hit him, knocking him off the platform. The teacher was out cold.

The Digger went back to his seat and sat there, silently.
The other students were stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The teacher eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Digger and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The Digger calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting Aussie soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid sh*t and act like an a a*@#hole............. So, He sent me!!"

Amen

Cheers, Vince

That is officially my favorite joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am glad he spared the bullet, way too much of a financial investment to waste on the guy, he was probably wearing a shirt made of hemp and had home made sandals on too made from free range tree bark!

The Digger had a very good answer Very Cool.......
Joe

God works in mysterious ways.

A17Shooter wrote:

God works in mysterious ways.

aye mate.. agreed