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And here is the application form for the Permission To Date
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gelandangan
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Location: Sydney Australia

PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 3:41 pm    Post subject: And here is the application form for the Permission To Date Reply with quote

Permission To Date My Daughter
Form 22F-1H 3P

Office use only

Permission Granted / Rejected



Applicant Name: ________________________

Address: _________________________________
__________________________________

References: _____________________________


Proposed Interview Date: ________/________/_21____


Deposit Paid $___000,000.00


APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER

NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless
accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage,
and current medical report from your doctor.

NAME_____________________________________ DATE OF BIRTH_____________

HEIGHT___________ WEIGHT____________ IQ__________ GPA_____________

SOCIAL SECURITY #_________________ DRIVERS LICENSE #________________

BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES____________________________________________

HOME ADDRESS_______________________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP______

Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No
Is one male and the other female? ___Yes ___No
If No, explain:
______________________________________________________________

Number of years they have been married ______________________________

If less than your age, explain
______________________________________________________________

______________________________________________________________


ACCESSORIES SECTION:

A. Do you own or have access to a van? __Yes __No

B. A truck with oversized tires? __Yes __No

C. A waterbed? __Yes __No

D. A pickup with a mattress in the back? __Yes __No

E. A tattoo? __Yes __No

F. Do you have an earring, nose ring, __Yes __No
pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring?

(IF YOU ANSWERED "YES" TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION
AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY. I SUGGEST RUNNING.)


ESSAY SECTION:

In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you?

______________________________________________________________

______________________________________________________________

In 50 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you?

______________________________________________________________

______________________________________________________________

In 50 words or less, what does "ABSTINENCE" mean to you?

______________________________________________________________

______________________________________________________________


REFERENCES SECTION:

Church you attend ___________________________________________________

How often you attend ________________________________________________

When would be the best time to interview your:

father? _____________

mother? _____________

pastor? _____________


SHORT-ANSWER SECTION:

Answer by filling in the blank. Please answer freely, all answers
are confidential.

A: If I were shot, the last place I would want shot would be:

______________________________________________________________

B: If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my:

______________________________________________________________

C: A woman's place is in the:

______________________________________________________________

D: The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is:

______________________________________________________________

E. What do you want to do IF you grow up? ___________________________

______________________________________________________________

______________________________________________________________

F. When I meet a girl, the thing I always notice about her first is:

______________________________________________________________

F. What is the current going rate of a hotel room? __________________

I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE
BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT,SOUTH JAVA
ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, AND RED HOT POKERS.


_________________________________________________________
Applicant's Signature (that means sign your name HERE, moron!)


_______________________________ ________________________________
Mother's Signature Father's Signature

_______________________________ ________________________________
Pastor/Priest/Rabbi State Representative/Congressman

Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual.
Please allow four to six years for processing.

You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not try
to call or write (since you probably can't, and it would cause you injury).
If this application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentleman wearing white ties carrying violin cases. (you might watch your back)

You can read the rules for dating my daughter on the other topic post.

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A smile is the shortest distance between two people.

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Dimitri
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Joined: Nov 25, 2005
Posts: 5910

PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 3:53 pm    Post subject: Re: And here is the application form for the Permission To Date Reply with quote

That gets alittle too detailed for my tastes I can only answer about half of them the rest will be blank. Haha

Dimitri

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srslfrank
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Joined: Jun 10, 2007
Posts: 14

PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 8:59 am    Post subject: Re: And here is the application form for the Permission To Date Reply with quote

Looks OK to me! Of course, since my daughter is 30, married and a mom, I doubt that my son-in law would take the time to fill it out.

When she was 16 I kept telling her that she could date anyone she wanted to, but they had to come in the house and meet Dad and Dad was going to be sitting at the kitchen table cleaning guns. I actually did it. Didn't seem to faze one guy. Next week when he came over to pick her up, he asked if he could help. Then 7 years later she marries a guy from the city that doesn't know how to shoot.

I've got him shooting rifle, shotgun and pistol now. He's starting to get pretty good at it.
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