A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2007 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say, but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive. A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc., located above the garage will be designated for your sole use and the salary is $200,000 a year."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . . you started it."

A lot of truth in it.

Funny, but as Tremblay said, "A lot of truth in it."

Cary

Its not a joke when your the guy that did that.



Dimitri

I guess it's funny to me because I've never been on welfare, or without a job for that matter. I guess I'm lucky.

Cary

I'm kidding, still on my first and only full time job.

Dimitri

I'm without a job...Haven't worked in 1 1/2 years...First time I've been out of work in 50 years...Wonder if I can draw wel-fare...??

Bushy,

You don't look like a prime canditate for welfare. You'd have better luck filing for unemployment.

In the business world, employers cringe when the unemployment rate goes below 5 %. It's lower than that now (in Texas anyway). This makes it an employee market. Lots of jobs, not enough workers. What kind of job are you looking for Bushy?

Cary

Cary...I'm retired... Every morning is
Saturday Morning...

Yeh, yeh, yeh......

My dad asks me what day it is, every once in a while, just so I do not forget that he is unh unemployed..... Now I just say: Nope, it ain't Christmas or Saturday or Sunday so you can't take off..... He also asks if I mailed in my IRS check......this quarter, just to make sure he gets his checks you understand...... nothing like rubbing it in. He retired in 71.

Ed

Heck, Bushy, you don't look old enough to retire. You must be independently wealthy!!!!!

Cary

Cary,

Don't let him fool you, he is older then he looks.

Dimitri

Oh...Thanks, Big D...I appreciate you too...

Bushy,

Its a compliment, .... yah thats right .... a compliment that you still look young.

Dimitri

Bushy,

You're supposed to tell him that you think you look pretty darn good for 106 years old!

Cary