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MY EX-WIFE THE PILOT
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Vince
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:55 am    Post subject: MY EX-WIFE THE PILOT Reply with quote

My ex-wife started taking flying lessons about the time our divorce started and she got her license shortly before our divorce was final, later that same year.

Yesterday afternoon I got a phone call, that she narrowly escaped injury in the aircraft she was piloting. Seems she was forced to make an emergency landing in Hamilton because of bad weather. Thank God the kids weren't with her.

The FAA issued a preliminary report, citing pilot error: She was flying a single engine aircraft in IFR (instrument flight rating) conditions while only having obtained a VFR (visual flight rating) rating.

The absence of a post-crash fire was likely due to insufficient fuel on board. No one on the ground was injured.

The photograph below was taken at the scene to show the extent of damage to her aircraft.

She was really lucky.





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PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:55 pm    Post subject: Re: MY EX-WIFE THE PILOT Reply with quote

LMAO ROFL
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:01 pm    Post subject: Re: MY EX-WIFE THE PILOT Reply with quote

Good one Vince. ROFL Cheers ROFL Cheers ROFL Cheers ROFL Cheers ROFL Cheers

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 12:32 am    Post subject: Re: MY EX-WIFE THE PILOT Reply with quote

A guy comes home from the bar- his wife meets him at the door with the broom- ready to apply some motivational correction to his behaviour- he asks her - looking at the broom- are you just coming home or just heading out?
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 1:12 am    Post subject: Re: MY EX-WIFE THE PILOT Reply with quote

wakakakakakakakakaaaak Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Shocked Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:25 am    Post subject: Re: MY EX-WIFE THE PILOT Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 3:09 pm    Post subject: Re: MY EX-WIFE THE PILOT Reply with quote

Vince,

Was your ex a short fat girl with green eyes? No, wait a minute; I was temporarily confused by the mode of transportation. That description was of my ex, the "cold blooded reptilian bit*h!"

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:47 pm    Post subject: Re: MY EX-WIFE THE PILOT Reply with quote

good one
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