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The cat in the hat on aging.Jokes, funny stories and general humor
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robfromaz1977 Member


Joined: Aug 03, 2005 Posts: 179 Location: Arizona's White Mountains
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Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 8:24 am Post subject: The cat in the hat on aging. |
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I cannot see,
I cannot pee,
I cannot chew,
I cannot screw,
oh my what can I do?
my memory shrinks,
my hearing stinks,
no sense of smell,
I look like hell,
my mood is bad can you tell?
My body's drooping,
have trouble pooping,
The Golden Years have come at last,
The Golden Years can kiss my ass!
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slimjim Super Member


Joined: May 16, 2009 Posts: 8317 Location: Fort Worth TX
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Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 6:21 pm Post subject: Re: The cat in the hat on aging. |
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robfromaz, feeling a bit old today are we?
I flew over your next of the woods this week on my way to California. Beautiful country!! Do you hunt elk in AZ?
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slots918 Member


Joined: Jun 28, 2008 Posts: 138
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Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 9:56 pm Post subject: Re: The cat in the hat on aging. |
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the day after thanksgiving
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robfromaz1977 Member


Joined: Aug 03, 2005 Posts: 179 Location: Arizona's White Mountains
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Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 8:44 pm Post subject: Re: The cat in the hat on aging. |
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slimjim wrote: |
robfromaz, feeling a bit old today are we?
I flew over your next of the woods this week on my way to California. Beautiful country!! Do you hunt elk in AZ? |
Yeah there is some beautiful country around here. As far as elk hunting, I go as often as the Game And Fish allows. The draw system here sucks so it can be several years between elk tags. I have been fortunate enough to have 5 tags in my life. First one was back in 1993. I have taken two bulls with archery gear with my biggest bull scoring just over 370. That was back in 2003. My avatar pic was made from a pic of that bull as a mount.
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slimjim Super Member


Joined: May 16, 2009 Posts: 8317 Location: Fort Worth TX
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Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 5:21 am Post subject: Re: The cat in the hat on aging. |
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You have had some good success. Sorry you don't get drawn more as a resident. I'm just starting to try some elk hunting. Looking at northen NM. Lots to learn.
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English Mike Super Member


Joined: Jan 08, 2007 Posts: 1709 Location: Whitehaven, Cumbria, UK
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Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 2:45 pm Post subject: Re: The cat in the hat on aging. |
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slimjim wrote: |
Looking at northen NM. Lots to learn. |
Try southern CO - over the counter tags are usually available for several units, unlike the other side of the State line.
Cheaper too.
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