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Elvis Super Member
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 12:57 am Post subject: Charles n the Genie |
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When Harry poped the question Charles thought he better scoot round and tell mumsy the good news. He was fair flying up the driveway when out of nowhere one of the world famous penbroke corgies leaped out in frount of the range rover and got piss bowled...
Charles got out" oh blast and damn mumsy wumsys gunna be real pissed at me now" he mutters kicking at the roses when all of a sudden... CLUNK his foot knocks something out of the ground
you guessed it a lamp and like all princes in the poo before hiom Charlie boy thinks what the heck and gives it a rub
POOF out pops a genie. " I will grant you 1 wish" says the genie.
"only one???" saysCharlie "only one" replies the genie.
Charles looks at the poor squashed corgy and says" well genie could you please fix this poor dog or mumsys gunna sure be pissed with me" the genie looks at the remains of thr dog.flat lifeless bits hanging out all wrong and says" Mate Im only a genie Im pretty sure its poked is there ANYTHING else I could do instead" Charles thinks about it a bit and pulls 2 photos out of his wallet "wellmr genie my 1st wife was beautifull and every body loved me my 2nd wife is not so beautifull and everything has turned pear shaped since we got married. do you think theres any way you could make my 2nd wife look abit more like my 1st wife???
" give us a look at those photos then" the genie looks at Di and smiles
he looks at Camila and flinches. Di smiles Camila flinches and says" shite mate lets have another look at that corgy...
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Vince Site Admin
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Tremblay Super Member
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Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 5:34 pm Post subject: Re: Charles n the Genie |
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Vince, man youare kind of hard on Camilla. Skin them and they all look the same, I think
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Vince Site Admin
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Tremblay Super Member
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Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 11:08 pm Post subject: Re: Charles n the Genie |
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Thats true but i think they would all look alike skined
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Ominivision1 Super Member
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 3:58 am Post subject: Re: Charles n the Genie |
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I'm sure you guys seen this.
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Tremblay Super Member
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 9:40 am Post subject: Re: Charles n the Genie |
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needs the teeth cleaned
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Vince Site Admin
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 9:55 pm Post subject: Re: Charles n the Genie |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
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Elvis Super Member
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 9:57 pm Post subject: Re: Charles n the Genie |
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wouldnt it be great to know what the horse was saying.. "back off you fowl beast"
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Tremblay Super Member
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:16 pm Post subject: Re: Charles n the Genie |
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after a second look both
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