You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted." Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying."

A young son asked, "Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."

Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late."

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.

Just think, if it wasn't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

First guy says, "My wife's an angel!" Second guy remarks, "You're lucky. Mine's still alive."

A Woman's Prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom, to understand a man, to love and to forgive him, and for Patience, for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll just beat him to death.

All in fun ......... Gotta keep our sense of humor !


Ain't these the truth.

Cheers, Vince

Does this mean I should smarten up and not plan on getting married ??

Dimitri

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Does this mean I should smarten up and not plan on getting married ??

No you will make the same mistake the rest of us have made before you. Planning is everything though. Buy all the toys you want or think you will want now before you are married. A good delaying action is to not let the want's list get too short. There is no toy box after the "I Do's".

Also sign a prenuptual agreement where you get to keep all your toys in the event of a divorce and she gets the bills for ammunition, and pays for the guided hunt's and the taxidermy. The agreement should clearly spell out that 'She' is the slave and you are the 'Master'. That sounds good but 'She' will be the first to point out that it's just words on paper and paper is made to be burned.

Know going into marrage that there is life after divorce. The quality of that life is dependant on that good prenuptual agreement.

Of course all of that goes out the window when you fall stupid like the rest of us. It's the same reason that horses, dogs and cats curl their lips when they smell something they like and all intelligence is lost.

So don't make any rash statements about not ever getting married. You will follow where the pointer points.

Many of us find that the first marrage better prepairs us for the second. We know the danger signals then and have better resistance to the bait and switch tactics. But ....... Refer to the previous paragraph.

Popgun,

I'm thinking to do just about what you said for quite a while.

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So don't make any rash statements about not ever getting married. You will follow where the pointer points.

I donno I'm not the sharpest person but I'm pretty smart in the sense I try to learn from others mistakes and not do them, mind you I'll probrobly get married though

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Know going into marrage that there is life after divorce. The quality of that life is dependant on that good prenuptual agreement.

Got any tips for me and possibly anyone else who is single and hasnt married yet ??


I hope I dont get into a 2nd marrage though. After one I'm sure I'll say its enough and just have a "house girl" or what ever you want to call it when you got a girl living with you in a long term relationship I know I'm young and foolish but I'm sure I wont be making too many mistakes. Mind you I'm sure most said that aready

Actually on 2nd thought a long term permanate relationship that doesnt invovle might be good as well instead of getting married in the first place.

Dimitri

I am still on my first wife, the mushrooms hasn't got her yet.

Just kidding I love my wife we have been married for 4 years, she makes more money than I do and she is still in school, working on getting her masters in accounting, then she wants to get her CPA licence. She buys me a lot of good toys, and spoils me pretty good, so I guess you just have to find the right one. Just this last x-mas she bought me a Browning A-bolt 300 wsm. I have a lot of faith that we will be together for a long time. We also have a two year old boy that I wouldn't trade for anything in the world, I'm starting him out right, he loves to go squirrel hunting with me. He has a play gun that he carries around shooting the bucks that I have on the wall.
I can't say that there isn't days that we get in a fight or just grumble at each other. But I can just say one thing about fighting, making up is always a lot of fun.

Vince wrote:

Ain't these the truth. Cheers, Vince

You know it .


It's always better the second time around and a "PRENUP" is the BEST piece of paper that had my name on it .