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A Redneck and His Dog
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gelandangan
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 6:17 pm    Post subject: A Redneck and His Dog Reply with quote

One hot summer day, a redneck came to town with his dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into the bar for a cold one.

Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the bar and asked, 'Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?'

The redneck said it was his.

'Your dog seems to be in heat' the officer said.

The redneck replied, 'No way. She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that shade tree.'

The policeman said, 'No! You don't understand. Your dog needs bred.'

'No way,' said the redneck. 'That dog don't need bread. She ain't hungry 'cause I fed her this mornin'.'

The exasperated policeman said, 'NO! You don't understand; your dog wants to have sex!'

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The redneck looked at the cop and said, 'Well, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog.'

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 12:51 am    Post subject: Re: A Redneck and His Dog Reply with quote

ouch...

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 9:05 pm    Post subject: Re: A Redneck and His Dog Reply with quote

Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:53 am    Post subject: Re: A Redneck and His Dog Reply with quote

heee haww

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:45 pm    Post subject: Re: A Redneck and His Dog Reply with quote

*water spit on keyboard, again!*

Damnit!
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