A newly wed couple was going down the road in their buggy, and the horse started acting up. The man got down from the buggy and pointed his finger at the horse and said that's once, got back in the buggy and the horse went on. The horse started acting up again, so he got off the buggy and went to the horse and said that's twice, got back in the buggy and the horse went on. The third time the horse acted up he got off the buggy, pulled out his pistol and shot the horse. The mans wife was in a mad rage and was yelling at him for killing the horse, the man looked at his wife and said that's once.

That guy has a controll issue.

Dimitri

Yes, but his wife won't give him anymore guff...

Hmmmm........... many years ago one of our horses at the farm was like that, I threatened to do that many times but my Dad wouldn't let me.

Although, my wife yould say "so what" and pull out her own .

I thought you guys might like that.

That, 1895ss, is because your dad was afraid your mom would take a gun to him if he let you shoot the horse. Smart man...

Bushy, you could be right......!