My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.

Then I worked in the bush felling trees, but I just couldn't cut it, so they gave me the axe.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it...mainly because it was a so-so job.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was too exhausting.

Then I tried to be a chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.

I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.

My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have the patience.

Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn't fit in. That was my sole complaint.

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income. I wasn't even making scale.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job. So it didn't work out.

After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.

My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.

So I retired and I found that I am perfect for the job!

yip you can be tired all you like!!!!

Ha Ha can nap when you want, but are usually busier than when employed, tis the life! Thanks, Vince!!