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PaulS
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 30, 2021 12:41 am    Post subject: better jokes Reply with quote
One Sunday a Minister feigned illness so he could go deer hunting. That morning he shot a good sized 14-point buck! Saint Peter looked down from Heaven and said to God, "You aren't going to let him bag a prize like that are you?" "Why not?" God replied. "Who's he going to tell?"

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 30, 2021 1:40 am    Post subject: Re: better jokes Reply with quote
bitter sweet indeed.....

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 30, 2021 7:23 pm    Post subject: Re: better jokes Reply with quote
Classic

Careful Paul, this improvement may be a step too high in quality for some here to handle....

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 31, 2021 11:04 pm    Post subject: Re: better jokes Reply with quote
That's OK, I'm not looking for a crown. Smile

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 09, 2021 5:44 am    Post subject: Re: better jokes Reply with quote
I am not insane.My mother got me tested.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 09, 2021 5:37 pm    Post subject: Re: better jokes Reply with quote
I was given papers proving my sanity when I left the institution. Smile

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 10, 2021 3:41 am    Post subject: Re: better jokes Reply with quote
CUSTOMER: The tea is half cold
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