By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS"...and be ready for China.


Now, here goes...



The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and room-service in China......


Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."


Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."


Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"


Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."


Room Service: "Ow ulai den?"


Guest: ".....What??"


Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?"


Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."


Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken ? Creepse?"


Guest: "Crisp will be fine."


Room Service: "Hokay. An sahn toes?"


Guest: "What?"


Room Service: "An toes. ulai sahn toes?"


Guest: "I.... Don't think so.."


RoomService: "No? Udo wan sahn toes???"


Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan sahn toes' means."


RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Uoo don wan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we botter?"


Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...
Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."


RoomService: "We botter?"


Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."


RoomService: "Wad?!?"


Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."


RoomService: "Copy?"


Guest: "Excuse me?"


RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"


Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."


RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken , Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh and copy ... Rye ??"


Guest: "Whatever you say."


RoomService: "Tanjooberrymutts."


Guest: "You're welcome"



Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' ...... and you do, don't you!



Cheers, Vince

Thank you very much Vince, now I'm totaly confused...

That sounds like Western Chinese accent..
Yeah.. near the border..