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RePete
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 Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 8:06 pm Post subject: This Is |
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This is bloody rediculous.
Someone should tell them about dunkies etc.
He's gonna kill 'er.
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Elvis
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| Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 8:40 pm Post subject: Re: This Is |
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buy them a T.V. That is just plain silly.
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Suzanne
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| Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 9:21 pm Post subject: Re: This Is |
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I'm taking a nap every day, she says. Yeah!! that's the problem!! Quit layin down!!! Get yerself a pointy stick and be more alert for cryin out loud!!
She's dang lucky to be 45 yrs old. The family doctor needs a talkin to also, for letting this happen. Yeah Elvis they needs a new recreation uh huh!
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ok..... not always
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Elvis
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| Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 12:23 am Post subject: Re: This Is |
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Vince heres some advice for her hubby.
get her to take on child care,that way she gets to have wee rug rats around during the day, gets paid for it, gives them back in the afternoon so gets to go to sleep. and best of all they dont cost them a brass razoo!!!
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gelandangan
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| Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 12:28 am Post subject: Re: This Is |
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TV?
Snip snip.. that'll solve the problem.. PERMANENTLY
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Aloysius
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| Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 1:48 am Post subject: Re: This Is |
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You know, here we have a joke about this. A man going to the priest to tell him his 20th child was born. The priest said: "20 children in these days, man use your head!"
The man answered: "I tried, but then it hurts my ears...."
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Elvis
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| Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 3:14 am Post subject: Re: This Is |
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ouch.... lookout Vince thats in the running for the sickest yet??
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RePete
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| Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 7:29 am Post subject: Re: This Is |
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| gelandangan wrote: |
TV?
Snip snip.. that'll solve the problem.. PERMANENTLY |
Nah, you brick 'im.
Doesn't that hurt?
Nah, you keep your thumbs out. 
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Suzanne
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| Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 7:51 am Post subject: Re: This Is |
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RePete I have no idea what that means, and I don't think I wanna know.
ok I quit thinkin, what in the world?
Suz
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RePete
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| Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 9:04 am Post subject: Re: This Is |
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| Suzanne wrote: |
RePete I have no idea what that means, and I don't think I wanna know.
ok I quit thinkin, what in the world?
Suz |
Suz:
You use 2 bricks to squash the nuts. Keep your thimbs out.
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MacD
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| Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 10:12 am Post subject: Re: This Is |
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I thought that was the way to get a camel to drink more water?
I think the pillow birth control is the least evasive. She takes a pillow and firmly holds it between her knees.
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English Mike
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| Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 5:17 pm Post subject: Re: This Is |
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I remember seeing a photo of the family once, with the caption "It's a vagina, not a clown car".
I nearly wee'd myself. |
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