I was shoeing horses the other day and a guy asked me if I was married.
I said yes, and added that I was on my third wife.
He then asked what happened with the first two?
So I told him that my first two wives both died.
He started beleaving me feeling bad for me, and wanting to to change subjects.
I told him that my first wife died of mushroom poisoning.
He wasn't sure about me then and wished that he would have never asked if I was married or not.
Then I said that my second wife died because she wouldn't eat her mushrooms.

Farrier

Thats funny. I hope that isnt true though. And welcome to the forums enjoy yourself.

Dimitri

I thought that you guys might like that. No, its not true but I can't say I haven't thought about it though.