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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15725 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:26 am Post subject: What do you call..... |
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OK...I'll open the door...
Q. What do you call a cow with three legs ?
A. Lean beef.
Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?
A. Ground beef.
They get better - I'm told.
_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:39 am Post subject: Re: What do you call..... |
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you win.........
_________________ Pete
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15725 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 2:03 am Post subject: Re: What do you call..... |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done) |
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gelandangan Super Member
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6401 Location: Sydney Australia
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Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:22 pm Post subject: Re: What do you call..... |
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groan...
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English Mike Super Member
Joined: Jan 08, 2007 Posts: 1709 Location: Whitehaven, Cumbria, UK
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Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 4:49 pm Post subject: Re: What do you call..... |
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Speaking of beef:
My doctor told me I had to watch my diet....
....so I went to the horse races.
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9261 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 6:33 pm Post subject: Re: What do you call..... |
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a deer with no eyes???
no EYEDEER/idea
a deer with no eyes and no legs????
still no eyedeer/idea.....
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15725 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 8:46 pm Post subject: Re: What do you call..... |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done) |
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11395 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 6:16 am Post subject: Re: What do you call..... |
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Oh Good Grief...
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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PaulS Super Member
Joined: Feb 18, 2006 Posts: 4330 Location: South-Eastern Washington - the State
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Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 6:51 am Post subject: Re: What do you call..... |
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What do you call a swimmer who has no arms or legs?
Bob.
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him for a Sunday afternoon drag.
_________________ Paul
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Suzanne Super Member
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Pumpkinslinger Super Member
Joined: Sep 22, 2007 Posts: 5002 Location: NC foothills
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Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 7:31 am Post subject: Re: What do you call..... |
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
Call him whatever you want, he won't come anyway!
_________________ Mike
"I ain't no better than anybody else, and there ain't nobody better than me!" Ma Kettle |
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Pumpkinslinger Super Member
Joined: Sep 22, 2007 Posts: 5002 Location: NC foothills
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Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 7:32 am Post subject: Re: What do you call..... |
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What do you call a sinking cruise ship stuffed with 4,000 lawyers?
A good start!
_________________ Mike
"I ain't no better than anybody else, and there ain't nobody better than me!" Ma Kettle |
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Donut Slayer Super Member
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chambered221 Super Member
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11395 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 2:28 pm Post subject: Re: What do you call..... |
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I'm with you Suz...Your place or mine?
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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