An older blonde woman heard through a friend that taking a milk bath is good for the skin, will cure stretch marks and make her beautiful again. So she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk instead of the usual amount.

When the milkman arrived, and read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on her door to clarify the point. The woman came to the door, and the milkman said,

“Yes ma’am, I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?”

The blonde said, “I want 15 gallons. I’m going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath.”

The milkman asked, “Do you want it Pasteurized?”

The blonde replied, “Nope, just up to my boobs, I can splash it in my eyes.”

LOL


-DallanC

Look out Vince. He's over takin' you.

Thanks for the chuckle, Azar!

Bushmaster wrote:

Look out Vince. He's over takin' you.

Thats cool mate...I've held the crown for quite some time...wouldn't hurt for someone else to wear it for a while, it gets kinda heavy and falls off when I drain the last of me beer.