The Pope and Hillary are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leans towards Hillary and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"

Hillary replied, "I seriously doubt that! With one little wave of your hand....Show me!"

So the Pope backhanded her and knocked her off the stage!


AND THE CROWD ROARED & CHEERED WILDLY and there was happiness throughout the land!

That was truly noteworthy!

And THAT's how the pope became president of the USA!

Paul,
If that were so it would take a paradiem shift to make it work.
The USA has never been very good at turning the other cheek.
And I mean that in the nicest possible way.

Oh, that was pure gold Pete.

And aren't you glad we don't turn the other cheek. Though our president sure has been turning a lot of cheeks in the past 8 years and not always the one on his face.

Not a crititism Bushy, just an observation.
And yeah I'm glad about that.

I can't really argue with the thought - after all we didn't become the USA by turning the other cheek...