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PROBLEM SOLVED
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Tremblay
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 11:11 am    Post subject: PROBLEM SOLVED Reply with quote

don't get caught

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 1:47 pm    Post subject: Re: PROBLEM SOLVED Reply with quote

And the winner is.........

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Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics..............
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 4:23 pm    Post subject: Re: PROBLEM SOLVED Reply with quote

"And that's how the fight started..."

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 8:27 pm    Post subject: Re: PROBLEM SOLVED Reply with quote

Scratch Scratch Shocked scared scared Mad Mad Mad Hiding Hiding

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 11, 2017 6:01 am    Post subject: Re: PROBLEM SOLVED Reply with quote

Pumpkinslinger wrote:
"And that's how the fight started..."

That's what she said!

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Bushmaster
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 11, 2017 8:18 am    Post subject: Re: PROBLEM SOLVED Reply with quote

I made a deal with my wife. I would put the seat down when I'm finished if she would put the seat up when she's finished.

Haven't heard a word out of her on this subject. That was 30 years ago.

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tikkat3
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 11, 2017 11:42 pm    Post subject: Re: PROBLEM SOLVED Reply with quote

I don't think the seat is the issue
They just want whatever may be there covered
ie Mr Hankey may have gone unnoticed
So for she its Lid up & down
For me its Lid & Seat up and down [most of the time]
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dhc4ever
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 12, 2017 1:12 am    Post subject: Re: PROBLEM SOLVED Reply with quote

Simple answer, piddle on the seat once and watch the response.
Hasn't been an issue since.

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Elvis
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 2:05 am    Post subject: Re: PROBLEM SOLVED Reply with quote

put the lid down over the seat for a time it seems to drive the gentle sex mad, funny how lifting the lid is soo much harder than lifting the seat apparently.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 2:59 am    Post subject: Re: PROBLEM SOLVED Reply with quote

Elvis wrote:
put the lid down over the seat for a time it seems to drive the gentle sex mad, funny how lifting the lid is soo much harder than lifting the seat apparently.

That is exactly what I do mate...and it works.

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